Friday, August 8, 2025

Heavy Titles - II

Hans Rottenhammer
Phaethon driving the Sun-Chariot awry and scorching the Earth
1604
oil on copper
Museumslandschaft Hessen Kassel

Franz Radziwill
The Fatal Crash of Karl Buchstätter
1928
oil on canvas, mounted on panel
Museum Folkwang, Essen

Bertel Thorvaldsen
Dante and Virgil touring Hell on the back of Geryon
(scene from the Inferno)
ca. 1800
drawing
Kupferstichkabinett, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Pietro Testa
Personifications of the Heavenly Spheres surrounding the Earth
ca. 1642-44
drawing
Kupferstichkabinett, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Knut Rumohr
Aggressive Form
1972
tempera on canvas
Sogn og Fjordane Kunstmuseum, Norway

Paul Scheurich
Modeausstellung der Bekleidungsindustrie
1912
lithograph (poster)
Kunstbibliothek, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Henri Rousseau
Representatives of Foreign Powers
assembled to honor the French Republic

1907
oil on canvas
Musée Picasso, Paris

Piero di Cosimo
Virgin and Child enthroned
with St Dominic, St Peter, St John the Baptist and St Nicolas of Bari

ca. 1481-85
tempera and oil on panel
(altarpiece)
Saint Louis Art Museum

Thomas Rowlandson
Interior of Library with a Meeting of the Bluestocking Club
ca. 1810
drawing, with added watercolor
Statens Museum for Kunst, Copenhagen

Max Slevogt
Requiem Mass for deceased Knights of Saint George
1908
oil on canvas
Alte Nationalgalerie, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Wilhelm Tischbein
Two Ancient Heroes returning Home with Spoils of the Hunt
1786
watercolor on paper
Kupferstichkabinett, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Neal Preston
A Star is Born - Photography and Rock since Elvis
2010
exhibition poster
Museum Folkwang, Essen

Roman Empire
Julia Domna, Septimius Severus and sons Geta and Caracalla
(Geta defaced after his murder by Caracalla in 212)
AD 200
tempera on panel
Antikensammlung, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin

Adalbert Franz Seligmann
Demonstration in the Surgical Theater
at Vienna General Hospital

ca. 1888-90
oil on canvas
Belvedere Museum, Vienna

Luc Simon
Les Ateliers - A part toi je n'ai plus rien à dire
1983-85
oil on canvas
Musée des Beaux-Arts de Reims

Charley Toorop
Clown in the Ruins of Rotterdam
1940-41
oil on canvas
Kröller-Müller Museum, Otterlo, Netherlands

I should like to describe the novel and unusual things I noticed during my stay on the Moon.  First of all, they are born not of woman but of man; their marriages are of male with male, and they do not even know the word "woman" at all.  Up to the age of twenty-five they all act as female partners, and thereafter as husbands.  Pregnancy occurs not in the womb but in the calf of the leg, for after conception the calf grows fat.  After a time they cut it open and bring out a lifeless body, which they lay out with its mouth open facing the wind and bring to life.  I imagine that this is the origin of the Greek word "calf,"* inasmuch as on the Moon it is this part of the body that produces young, and not the belly.  But I shall tell you about something more marvelous yet.  There is on the Moon a kind of men called Treemen, and the manner of their generation is as follows.  They cut off a man's right testicle and plant it in the ground; from it there grows an enormous tree of flesh, like a phallus.  It has branches and foliage, and its fruit is acorns as long as the forearm.  When they are ripe, they harvest them and carve men from them, adding genitals of ivory, or of wood for the poorer ones; these are what they use to consummate their male marriages.

*the Greek word for "calf of the leg" is literally "belly of the leg"

– Lucian, from A True Story (2nd century AD), translated from Greek by B.P. Reardon (1989)