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| Anonymous Netherlandish Artist Anthropomorphic Landscape (Female) ca. 1550-1600 oil on panel Musées Royaux des Beaux-Arts, Brussels |
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| Anonymous Netherlandish Artist Anthropomorphic Landscape (Male) ca. 1550-1600 oil on panel Musées Royaux des Beaux-Arts, Brussels |
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| Anonymous Netherlandish Artist detail of Anthropomorphic Landscape (Male) ca. 1550-1600 oil on panel Musées Royaux des Beaux-Arts, Brussels |
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| Jan Nagel Miracle at the Grave of Elisha 1596 oil on panel Frans Hals Museum, Haarlem |
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| Jan Nagel The Deluge ca. 1590 oil on panel Frans Hals Museum, Haarlem |
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| Jan Soens Armida and Rinaldo in the Enchanted Garden (scene from Tasso's Gerusalemme Liberata) ca. 1580 oil on panel Walters Art Museum, Baltimore |
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| Jan Soens Holy Family with young St John the Baptist ca. 1560-70 oil on canvas Manchester Art Gallery |
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| attributed to Jan van Scorel Landscape with Bathsheba ca. 1540-45 oil on panel Centraal Museum, Utrecht |
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| Jan van Scorel Baptism of Christ ca. 1530 oil on panel Frans Hals Museum, Haarlem |
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| Jan van Scorel Tower of Babel in a Landscape ca. 1550 oil on panel Galleria Giorgio Franchetti alla Ca' d'Oro, Venice |
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| Hans Vredeman de Vries Allegory of Salvation and Sin 1596 oil on panel National Museum, Gdańsk, Poland |
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| Lambert Sustris Baptism of the Ethiopian Eunuch by the Deacon Philip ca. 1545-50 oil on canvas Musée du Louvre |
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| Lambert Sustris Noli me tangere ca. 1548-60 oil on canvas Palais des Beaux-Arts de Lille |
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| Lambert Sustris Road to Calvary ca. 1542-48 oil on canvas Pinacoteca di Brera, Milan |
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| Lambert Sustris Landscape with Jupiter and Io ca. 1557-63 oil on canvas Hermitage, Saint Petersburg |
what reality?
The dinosaur and the microwave and the Cupid Shuffle and the Barbie doll and the Great Wall of China and Chernobyl and pumice and wine caves and slavery and the Bible and Stonehenge and Audrey Hepburn and Tuesday and the Enlightenment and the fidget spinner and linoleum and gay conversion camps and Hiroshima and the Thirteen Colonies and the letter E and The Beatles and segregated water fountains and anthropomorphism and Singapore and the color beige and Mesopotamia and plastic straws and Frederick Douglass and hyenas and the Confederate flag and Copernicus and Selena and communism and daffodils and Jedi and the Silk Road and Coca-Cola and Jesus and the Great Depression and Guanajuato and the Teletubbies and Tesla and Czechoslovakia and Black Lives Matter and Benjamin Franklin and Greek statues and rainbows and the Loch Ness monster and Marilyn Monroe and Paquita la del Barrio and tiny homes and hollyhocks and Jeff Bezos and Goldilocks and Silly Bandz and Aspen and Beethoven and the Juul and undocumented people and crocodiles and astrology and fire and Monet and lemon juice and Ella Fitzgerald and Cholula and cumulo nimbus clouds and identity categories and Aristotle and Crocs and the Crusades and Coachella and the Great Pyramid and Bob Dylan and the guillotine and the Cuban Revolution and Alexa and apple pie and Colin Kaepernick and the Motorola Razr and the Tower of Babel and Alan Turing and Eurydice and Wellbutrin and Wyoming and Jeffrey Dahmer and Saturn and the Statue of Liberty and Kylie Cosmetics and the Buddha and doves and Area 51 and the Wampanoag Tribe and Froot Loops and rollerblades and Shakespeare and Woodstock and tamales and Napoleon and Tootsie Rolls and the seven noble truths and mitochondria and teepees and the Sistine Chapel and Meryl Streep and Andromeda and West Virginia and VSCO and Audre Lorde and a watering hole and boxing gloves and cilantro and the Eiffel Tower and diamonds and the Fourth of July and Narnia and Queen Elizabeth and TikTok and bats and Louis Vuitton and the telescope and Spongebob and Karl Marx and Trader Joe's and Matryoshka dolls and the Ford Model T and Halley's Comet and YouTube and Yankee Candle and the Nobel Prize and bandanas and quinoa and the Mona Lisa and the Ten Commandments and glitter and Homer and maize and water slides and spaghetti and The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Gandhi and Breaking Bad and hieroglyphics and Madonna and turtles and Congress and metaphysics and the alphabet and quartz and the interstate and Japanese and LimeWire and Stephen King and the Titanic and Hegel and Honey Boo Boo and Mount Holyoke College and the New York Times and gender and Silly Putty and the Dakota Access Pipeline and Pope Francis and hunter-gatherers and the dark web and arrowheads and Nestlé and OnlyFans and Beowulf and God
– Brayan Salinas (2020)